Dear Car Thief,

I went to pick up my car you stole from me today.

Thanks for the hefty impounding fees – yup, a flat tow and 3 days of charges.

Your going to pay me back right ??

Also appreciate you driving until you were on fumes only… I know I didn’t leave you a ton of gas, but the courteous thing would have been to top it off …

thanks for smoking in my car

being an emphatic non smoker

I will now forever know that you were in my car by the smell

I see you drink coffee with cream, nice that you were able to spill it and leave it to pool in my cup holders, something sticky you ate was also smeared all over my steering wheel

Thanks

Ever so glad that the slimey dog drool tennis balls were of interest to you and that the apples to apples game is something you can share with your friends

I see the music CD’s I love don’t parallel your musical interests and I was worried that you might steal my music!!
 
Thanks for changing ALL my radio stations.

I am especially grateful for THE GUN you left under the drivers seat!!!

Sure as heck freaked me out finding it!

Yup… sure turned my car into an interesting crime scene.

police taking pictures of the gun found in my car — taken by Karen

met a whole slew of cops, detectives, desk officers and crazy people

OH and they fingerprinted me…just in case I touched the gun.

What fun!

yup … that’s a gun. taken by Karen

Contact me:  708.482.0678